Click to read: Part One: The Obsidian Journal
Part Two: It was a Bad Day…
“It was a bad day. A very bad day.”
Lucifer laughed as he entered those words into his Obsidian Journal. Minions ripped each other to shreds as they tried to get out of hearing distance. The Morning Star’s laughter was infectious, as it drove itself deep inside and twisted whatever passed for guts in the hell spawn. His chuckles cut like an axe blade; his guffaws gnawed as if mite infected every nerve system; his titters…his titters…
Satan never tittered.
He thought back over this day’s activities. It was a long list. Tilting back in his uneasy chair, putting his hooves up on the desk top. A deep satisfied sigh resounded throughout the caverns of Hell and causing a few earthquake readings around the topside of the globe. This caused a few geologists to sputter, but they quickly subsided, as did the quakes.
Picking up his journal and Corinthian pen, he started to list his machinations on the human plane which had occurred during their twenty-four hour period:
Wild Fires... "Check." Earthquakes..."Check." Damned Souls... "Check." South Carolina Republican Primary... "Check." UN-natural disasters... "Check." Demonic Possessions... "Check." Giving the finger to HIS Angels... "Check." Signing contract for "Real Housewives of Washington"... "Check." Putting bug in ears to cut more jobs, create more unemployed... "Check."
…and the list continued on for a few pages. Lucifer checked his list, twice, and was satisfied. He closed his Obsidian Journal and put it and the pen into his desk drawer. Shutting it with a slam, The Morning Star flexed his wings and flew out of his office.
“All in a bad day’s work!” he exclaimed.
He flew up through the nine levels, soared up up and away and ascended into the heavens…second to the right, and straight on till morning.
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My 200th Post on Tale Spinning
I didn’t even realize how many I’ve done in less than a year of writing this blog. Tale Spinning’s “anniversary” comes up sometime in early February (not really sure of the actual date and I’m too lazy to go look it up). I only have a handful of Non-Fiction published here, so…maybe 190 pieces of creative writing? I’m happy with that.
Thank you to everyone who has been following Tale Spinning. I have a lot more readers then I have people who comment, but that is the norm here on the internet. I do appreciate one and all in stopping by, and I hope you’ve been enjoying what you find.
If you like my writing, I have a few pieces on Amazon:
Flash Over (my first published eStory)
After Dark Charity Anthology (“Trolling for Love”)
Dawn of Indie Romance Charity Anthology (“Redhead Riding”)
and coming soon from Trestle Press: The Path Away From Love (my first solo collection)
(ps: you don’t need to own a Kindle: Amazon has free plug-ins for your PC, MAC, and portable devices)
Amusing list he made. Loved his obsidian journal and Corinthean pen. It’s a great story.
Happy early blogaversary!
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Thanks Mary. I know I can take this further….will see where it leads me.
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Glad you’re continuing this, love dark humour. (lots of fodder for the journal these days). Well done, and looking forward to your new collection very much!! Congrats on the 200 post milestone, here’s to at least 200 more :-)))
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You do know I could have gone much, much darker w/humor. And yes…lots of fodder. Thanks Li…at least 200 more? we’ll see.
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Very amusing yarn. I liked the list best, the SC primary made me chuckle. Lucifer may not chuckle, but I do. I hope that is not our only disparity. 😉
BTW, a carryover from your comment on Marys blog:
Q: What results from a Borg assimilating a hog?
A: A hamborger
The devil made me do that!
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He may chuckle..but never twitter. Thanks Allan. Bad jokes live!!
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I love the black humor in this story; he’s sinister, but his list is also rather amusing.
Congratulations on 200 posts! 🙂
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Thanks GE. There is humor in the…devilish way.
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I loved the check list!
200… congrats! 🙂 You should make a special post for having so many posts! A celebratory post!
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Hajra: it wasn’t until after I posted that I saw I had 200 posts. So…all these comments are enough for me. Thank you.
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This is a unique series and I loved it a lot…congrats on 200 posts.
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Thank you very much.
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Cool! My blog anniversary is next month, too. As always, your writing is refreshing.
I gave you a Shout-Out on my blog today! 🙂
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Thanks David. Really appreciate it.
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As a South Carolinian, I laughed out loud at the primary reference,
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🙂 Good to know!!! Thanks Barbara.
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