A swan walks into a bar…
No, not really.
A God walks into a bar…actually, the once King of the Gods…well, Greek Gods…and not King for a pretty long time…
…and it’s not really a bar, per se, but the bar in a disco, The Metamorphoses.
He’s not really Zeus anymore, either, having given up that name for quite a while. Too many just don’t believe in him and his anymore.
Zeus took flight and has lived a long time as Mr. Swan.
So…A Swan does walks into a bar…
Mr. Swan saunters to the Metamorphoses bar and his burps dissolve into the loud music; his gastrointestinal expulsion is showing his appreciation of a fine meal. He had just come from the Olympus Diner, where he had: an appetizer of Spanokopita; a generous helping of Lamb Souvlaki with rice; and he followed all that by two large slices of Baklava, dripping with extra honey (the waitress was enthralled, naturally, without knowing why). His stomach was happy, well sated. But…the diner had no liquor license (he’ll fix that in the morning). Swan wanted to get drunk…and he was looking for a little bit more pleasure.
The dancers were staying alive on the multicolored lit floor, the pulsating music swarming around the enclosed room. He scooped up a double Ouzo the bartender (a lithe blonde he intended to revisit) had set down, snorted a line of coke that was offered to him, and settled in. Swan scoped the place out, dazzled by the gyrating young flesh moving to a beat that stirred him in a number of ways. Sipping his drink, a smile playing around the rim of the glass, Swan found what he was looking for.
His eyes locked on a tableau: she was tall, curvy, long legged and teased out brunette hair. She had stylish (“for this age”, he thought) earrings, was not chewing gum, and best of all…she was alone. Downing his Ouzo and taking the replacement glass that was immediately in front of him, Swan boogied on down the steps of the bar/lounge area, across the dance floor, and up to his prey’s high top.
Chatting her up wasn’t all that hard, music blaring or not. Her name was Leda, she was a Broadway wannabe, and just had a fight with her boyfriend, Ty. She came with her girlfriends to let off some steam, and why was she telling him this and more, but Leda could not stop, nor could she refuse the copious amounts of Ouzo that Swan ordered for her. They talked, she laughed, he flirted, and they took it all to the dance floor.
If you ask anyone who was there at the Metamorphoses that night, no two stories would be the same, except for one thing: that night was magic. Everyone spilled out onto the dance floor, hours upon hours of drinking and drugging and sweating and laughing, taking things to an extreme that had never been experienced before.
And sex. There was a lot of sex that night.
Leda found herself with Swan in a ladies room stall. She wasn’t the only one that evening, but she was his main event.
Mr. Swan walked out in the early hours of the next morning bedraggled but beaming. He kept the music alive in his head and an arm around the blonde bartender, heading back to the Olympus Diner for some eggs, disco fries, ambrosia, and the still enthralled waitress (her shift was over when she paid for his bill). The three of them had a fun morning.
Leda found Ty sitting in front of her apartment door. He as ten times ten apologetic, taking all the blame and asking her not only to take him back, but to marry him. He was an idiot, he admitted, and…and…and…
Leda said yes later that afternoon, after the two of them got out of bed and got dressed. They went for lunch at the diner (missing Zeus..um…Swan drop off the waitress by minutes) then got in his car and eloped, driving to New England.
Nine months later, they had twin girls: Poly and Helen. Leda never questioned, Ty never knew, and the both of them loved to love their babies.
From the UK comes the first ever Flash Fiction Day (National should become International, but that’s for another time).
What is Flash Fiction? Well, you can read about it HERE or HERE or even HERE.
My working definition: It’s a very short piece of work, not normally considered a short story (which usually has word counts under 7,500 words). Flash is basically considered anything from a few words to one thousand (give or take). It cuts out meandering sentences, extra words, and run on sentences, as you, as the writer, are forced to focus on being as concise as you possibly can. Unlike this explanation. 🙂
Most of what I write here on Tale Spinning has been Flash Fiction (without my announcing or championing it). I really discovered what FF is thanks to Lisa Vooght, author of the aptly named blog, Flash Fiction. She’s also the one who let me on that there was a National Flash Fiction Day. There are many others out there, and it’s been a pleasure finding them, bit by bit. Might be a blog post just on other FF blogs to find, but again…that is for another time.
You have 16 more days to read my Swan Rise series before it comes down on June 1st. Click HERE for all the links to the 26 stories. (and no…this story is not part of Swan Rise).
Very cool, Stu, I love modern retellings of old fables, myths, etc. And many thanks for the shout out 🙂
Glad you enjoyed it. And it’s always my pleasure: you bring many things like this to my attention.
Well, you certainly have made it more modern! Very nicely done!
Thanks Muriel. I had the Man Ray to inspire me beyond the myth.
Makes me wonder what the other gods are up to . . .
Great flash fiction!
I may have to see what they are doing. 😉 Thanks GE
I enjoyed the playful antics of a modern day god among us mortals. And I also enjoyed the discoscene, were you remembering Donner Summer? What wild days those were.!
I wrote this just before Donna Summer’s death was announced, so…who knows why I went there. It just seemed to fit. Glad you liked it Jill.
It’s so weird that the disco / bar scene made me picture Jack Black as Mr. Swan (hardly god-like eh?)….It must be that Shallow Hal scene playing in my head. Another good one, Stuart!